We offer many for those that come into our fold!

Paid Memberships for our most loving of members! Gold Gym Bro status gets you... 

-  viewings of Our Bastion, The Sweatiest Sock. Filled with the Purple of our Lord. 

-  free use of the Lunk Alarm

-  complimentary shower and spa!

We also host a variety of free community activities! Such as...

-  protein potlucks! Not vegan-friendly

-  pictures with Azmo-claus for the Winter Season! 

-  Trunk-or-Treats for the Spooky Season!

-  Community Relief and Support due to Natural Disasters!